Tó-dæġe seah iċ Lyft, filmen sé on níwum Englisc Air hǽtt. Hé is Hefiġneses folġere, sé on níwum Englisc Gravity hǽtt.
Hé cýþeþ tó sóþum hwæt ġelamp on þǽm lagu efne swá ġé wénode Ráġun Stown læċe of þǽre hierstepanne wæs. Onginnende þǽm on-scyte sǽ-weargum 7 færlíċ slite 7 tó-gínende sé súceþ híe niþer Grendles Græfe hwǽr héo sceal feohtan Eahta Hwá mid eotenisc sweord 7 eald 7 ġetréowe oþ færlíċ wylm wætere 7 séoþende cýþeþ þes is dǽl underflódan þýrle. Fléogende cwic-stán 7 ellenlíce súpende lyft of seolfor-cealwer, Ráġun sceal séċan weġ háme þurþ flōd-nett eorþscræfa, áfeohtende ormæte cracca 7 ealddo, þone Balrog 7 losode U-bát þe flotmenn ne cnáweþ þá Gúþ ǽr endodon. Gǽlede ǽlc stæpe weġe be hréolcræfte swá swéte swá pín, spédiġ tácnung 7 ġedréog ġecoren 7 heorugrædiġ scolu grindefiscum oþ, efne swá héo swelġeþ þá fréo-lyft 7 strand éaġe-síene is... uppe ríseþ Traġsi Ulman uppan lyft-þicce Loch Ness Nicor.
Ġéa-lá, ġedréog ġecoren tácnung. Sméaga ac ofer þǽm ġetæl néah-déaþliċ ġefarum 7 cyncræftiġ þurþ þǽre ieldum mid-þý þú, iċ, oþþe æniġ án ús ǽrliċe meahte Traġsi Ulman, on hiere lóh.
Æfter þǽm ic fédde catt.
“Dú náhst nán catt, Búrþeġn,” cwæð catt. “Dú lá þearft fultum.”
WORDHORD
cwic-stán = molten lava.
cyncræftiġ = genetic
Eahta Hwá = Guess Who.
underflódan þýrle = suboceanic vent.
ormæte cracca 7 ealddo = giant prehistoric squid.
flōd-nett eorþscræfa = network of underwater tunnels.
ġedréog ġecoren = evolutionary.
hréolcræft = camerawork.
lyft-þicce Loch Ness Nicor = inflatable Loch Ness Monster.
néah-déaþliċ ġefaru = near-death experience
grindefisc = piranha fish.
on-scyte sǽ-weargum = shark attack.
seolfor-cealwer = bubbles ( okay, you try).
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The moral right of the author to be identified as a Near Earth Object has been asserted.